IOC to Obama: No Thanks

Posted on October 2, 2009
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In what some news reports are calling a “stunning defeat” for American dictator Barack Hussein Obama, the International Olympic Committee eliminated Chicago as a contender for the site of the 2016 Olympics in it’s first round of voting. This in spite of a personal appeal my the dictator and his wildly popular wife, Michelle. It must also have been a stunning blow to Obama friend Valerie Jarrett, who’s company owns a large portfolio of run down properties that could have been sold and demolished, with the land used to build an Olympics facility. Whew!!!

OK, well, I feel sorry for the President. Now that he has gotten those important things, like being the FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT EVER to personally make an appeal to host the Olympics, maybe he’ll have time for some of the more mundane aspects of his job. Just little things like maybe talking to Gen. McChrystal about how things are going in Afghanistan, or working with other countries on preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon no matter what…

Of course, he may still be too busy with other more important matters. He still has to spend a lot of time making friends with people like Hugo Chavez, Raul Castro, and Vladimir Putin. Then there’s the important business of helping to undermine rule of law and Honduras’ Constitution. Hmmm, it looks like we’ll have to wait awhile longer for Obama to deal with unimportant things like winning a war or preventing a genocide in the Middle East. He still has too many more important things to do.

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