Are “Progressives” repressed?

Posted on February 7, 2010
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First we had Chris Mathews and his leg tingles. Then “progressives” started using an obscene sexual slur to refer to people in the Tea Party movement. Their latest favorite bit of cleverness seems to be “handjob-gate” – Sarah Palin supposedly reading from notes written on her. What’s up with that? Why do “progressives” feel the need to use sexual slurs as a way to put down Conservatives? At first I thought it was just an attempt to be clever. My ex-sister is a “progressive” and she sure thinks she’s clever. To her credit of course, she thinks all “progressives” are clever, and conservatives are stupid (or worse – in spite of the fact that we somehow manage to pay our own utility bills… but that’s a lesson for another time…)

Anyway, I got to thinking about it and I’m convinced that “progressives” and other liberals are repressed. Nothing else seems to explain it. I know conservatives have the reputation of being prudes. I know “progressives” are “tolerant” and all that crap. Think about it though… who is happy and who isn’t happy? All the “progressives” I know are ALWAYS unhappy. Most of the conservatives I know are happy most of the time. So tell me… what makes people happy?

I’ll concede one thing to the libtards… humans are in fact sexual beings. We have needs. It’s hard to feel happy when those needs aren’t being met. When those needs are being met it’s hard to be UN happy. My needs are being met. Most conservatives I know are happy most of the time so I assume their needs are being met, at least most of the time. On the other hand, “progressives” and other libtards are always angry about something, worrying about what someone else said or did, making up cheap sexual puns, etc. Hmmm, maybe they’re not getting enough? Maybe they’re not “progressive,” but repressed?

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